Harzlek

I'm going to college this fall, if you all did not already know, that is.

You: greetings
Stranger: Talk dirty to me
You: zip your coat off and show me your shirt?
You: maybe lift it a little so I can see your sacred skin
Stranger: Its a plunging v neck, oodles of cleavage
You: more
You: remove it
Stranger: Like this? ( . Y . )
You: yees
Stranger: Mhmm i forgot my undies today.. How naughty (;
You: mmm, me too
Stranger: Show me babe
You: Oh, but I'm a sexy man
You: *shows*
Stranger: I can tell, youre big too
You: not so much, but I use it
Stranger: I like it dirty babe (;
You: *reach and grabs the back of your neck*
Stranger: Ohhhh
You: *gives a fierce kiss
Stranger: Hands on penis, groping and rubbing
You: whoa!
You: hold on
You: I'm a virgin
Stranger: Im sorry... Maybe i need a spanking
You: Bu-but, do you love me?
Stranger: I do i do!
You: *spanbks you
You: Will you starve without me?
Stranger: Ohhh yes, i will !
You: ...I bet you say that to all the boys. *walks off*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


HAHAHAHA! So funny.

I am offering requests to anyone who asks, just remember, I only write.   I will decide if I am willing to do it. Just ask.

1. What is your mental gender?

2. How old are you?

3. What color do you wish your hair is?

4. How do you walk?

5. Candy preference?

6. Favorite drink?

7. Favorite band?

8. Favorite novel?

9. Least favorite book?

10. Worst game?

11. How dirty is your floor right now?

12. Oldest piece of garbage on your desk?

13. Linen or burlap?

14. Do you brush your teeth?

15. Favorite game?

16. Do you like my writing?

17. Wear ties? (usually for the guys)

18. Favorite drinking container.

19. Game console?

20. Favorite pet?

21. Coolest type of coat hanger?

22. Lynx or African Wildcat?

23. How many dirty dishes in the room you are in?

24. Favorite dish?

25. Any art in your room?

26. If yes for the above question, who made it?

27. What kind of chair do you use?

28. The state of your favorite shirt?

29. Do you have a black light?

30. Are you quiet?

31. Are your feet nice?

32.     Pepsi or Coke?

Cool, huh?

My blog is located at thejourneyundergound.blogspot.…